Bagel

It wasn't Roland's gun that worried the other parishioners so much. It was more so his nine year old wife, and their ten year old son, Bagel.

Anti Flirt Club

"Oh they'll get the message! I'm not gonna name names but let's just say a little lady with the name starting with a Margere- well, you know, I'm not naming names at all, but they'll get the message. It's just gross."

Plaid

"Richard, you know I think you're charming as hell and everything, but it's when you come into the bathroom and just stand there, you know, you just stand there, well I start to get worried. Mother already thinks your a sociopath."

"Beep boop deep boop."

"Richard?"